Sea of Noise


Sat, 05 Jun 2004

Grammar Tips With A Difference

If you feel the need to bone up on your grammar but find The Elements of Style a tad too dry, The Celestial Grammar might be just the thing you crave. Written with the contributors of alt.sex.stories.moderated in mind, it's sure to improve the next dirty story you write. (And, if so, you'll send me a copy, won't you?)

Incorrect: I should have lain the key to the handcuffs out of her reach before I left the room.
Correct: I should have laid the key to the handcuffs out of her reach before I left the room.

[Thanks to R for this one.]

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